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hoechlder:

Bitecon (April 2014)
Sinqua Walls

DO NOT repost

allisonyukimura:

YO, 

there are like three blank pages left in the book i’m giving keahu tomorrow of letters and fanart. if anyone is at bite con and wants to hand deliver me a letter or some artwork send me a message and i’ll let you know where i’m at! i’m giving it to him at autographs tomorrow!! 

(Source: jadethemerman)

medusan:

why can’t the fbi take down the kkk’s website instead of an illegal upload of star trek

Okay, so…”prom” was actually super-fun! I did more public dancing than I have in a LONG time. And I might have sung along with the karaoke performers a coupla times, but come on! You can’t NOT sing along to Hungry Like The Wolf or Bye Bye Bye or, god forbid, Wannabe!

I can’t even blame alcohol for my awkward wriggling and painful warbling and embarrassingly short dress - terribly, horribly sober, I was, and still not enough good sense to not bring shame to my family name.

Or something.

If you were there, and you saw an uncoordinated chick in a groovy lime, white, lemon, and brown minidress pretending she knew all the words to The Fox, that was me.

I can only apologize.

But I won’t.

The Long And Winding Road
The Beatles

classic-tunes:

The Beatles - The Long and Winding Road

My day in a nutshell:

  • froze all night because I’m a dweeb
  • woke up obscenely early to try out the pool
  • enjoyed the pool
  • froze ass off between pool and room because I’m a delicate flower
  • sustained slight head injury on malevolent towel rack
  • bled heavily because head wounds do that
  • ironically smashed elbow on safety rail in shower
  • went to writer’s panel and asked a question because shut up
  • enjoyed the heck out of the Face Off panel (also SINQUA OMG)
  • enjoyed the heck out of the Guardians panel (MELISSAAA, also LINDEN and SETH and EADDY AAAHHH)
  • enjoyed the heck out of the Lacrosse Bros panel (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH also ARTICHOKE)
  • enjoyed the heck out of a 20 piece chicken nugget
  • was slightly bewildered by Girl Power panel (in a fun way, but I’m hard of hearing, and conversations are usually only fun for me when I can hear when everyone’s saying)
  • I GOT MELISSA PONZIO’S AUTOGRAPH AND TALKED TO HER AND OMG SWEETEST PERSON EVER EVEN THOUGH I BABBLED LIKE A DIV AND WAS SHAKING LIKE CRAZY AND FORGOT HOW TO SPELL MY OWN NAME AND MY TWITTER HANDLE BOTH OMG OMG OMG
  • finished chicken nuggets and a pack of peanut butter crackers

Now I’m fixin to rest up until it’s time for Prom (tho idk how long I’ll stay - I’m so flippin tired!). Hope everyone’s havin a good weekend! The internet here is spotty at best, so idk if I’mma be on much until I get home, but…here’s hoping!

ttyl, chickadees!

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thegestianpoet:

girls dont like boys girls like paid internships and pictures of kristen stewart wearing cutoffs 

frodis-baggins:

Also, someone thought I was cosplaying as fem!Dean Winchester.

I don’t even know if I should be flattered or frightened.

Do I dress like a self-destructive reluctant hero with daddy issues?

Because I’m not.

I promise.

I mean what???

???

?

postmodernbarney:

love-and-radiation:

God, someone designed an ally flag. Excuse me while I go barf.

For those occasions when you want people to admire you for supporting LGBTQ+ people, but really fucking don’t want anyone to mistake you for one.

*gag*